So, you went ahead and did it.
You are going to buy the guide you were explicitly told NOT to buy
You had one job. Just skip this, buy a generic travel guide, follow the crowds, and leave with sunburn and a fridge magnet.
But no. You're here. Which means, you want the real stuff.
The things that shouldn’t be said. The Crete that locals know, but don’t bother to explain.
Here’s the deal.
No fluff. No filters. No “Top 10 things to do in Crete” rubbish.
You’ll get the real places, the strange customs, the dangers of saying no to a second glass of raki, and the truth about the Minotaur (spoiler: he’s not real, but the bulls are).
Now… let’s begin. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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No install needed
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