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The Guide you MUST NOT BUY

Price range: 5,00 € through 20,00 €

An audio adventure full of truths, half-truths, and goats.

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So, you went ahead and did it. You are going to buy the guide you were explicitly told NOT to buy You had one job. Just skip this, buy a generic travel guide, follow the crowds, and leave with sunburn and a fridge magnet.

But no. You're here. Which means, you want the real stuff.

The things that shouldn’t be said. The Crete that locals know, but don’t bother to explain.

Here’s the deal.

No fluff. No filters. No “Top 10 things to do in Crete” rubbish. You’ll get the real places, the strange customs, the dangers of saying no to a second glass of raki, and the truth about the Minotaur (spoiler: he’s not real, but the bulls are).

Now… let’s begin. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.​

  • English only
  • This Audio Book needs Wifi/Network to operate
  • No install needed
  • Refunds are not available
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  • This product is for entertaiment reasons only. Dont follow it. 
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